Anonymous asked:

Ideal number of teeth?

setheverman answered:

as many as i can get my hands on

[bisexuael]

this is so sad alexa play despacito

[zelsbels]

oh my god nunya

[nunyabizni]

I bet you didn’t expect that

[seshrat]

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

[seshrat]

this is absolutely what they’ve done

[uristmcdorf]

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

[mynewurl]

i can only use this site on mobile now, being on a desktop feels so unnatural like what do i do? type, with a physical keyboard? my hooves are too big to do such a thing

[ventoaureoreo]

I’m sorry, your what?

[dustail]

What? Y’all got toes? In 2018??? Lmfao

[glumshoe]

man the juxtaposition really makes it seem like that bourbon insta-killed her

[iguanamouth]

[root-deer]

Me running to the kitchen not 0.02 seconds after I have woken up at 3AM to get my well deserved glass of ice water