Me running to the kitchen not 0.02 seconds after I have woken up at 3AM to get my well deserved glass of ice water
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the time Elmer @fruitsoftheape100 actually came to a Discord sever I was in and played his cittern for my birthday
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It can’t go the other way?
No. The earth is flat.
This is basic knowledge.
i also appreciate the logic that planes can’t fly over land.
most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.
what language is this
english
but in 3018
listen, the year 2018. you are living in the year 2018. and in centuries and centuries, who tid what to rilt or jilt around, so you better appreciate it for what you have. lot of people would stic or joiler to have what you did.
listen to me
dude what the fuck
aaauuuuuuuu auu auu auuuuu…
Some days you fight the good fight, forcing spoonful after spoonful of whole grain organic goodness down their throats.
Other days you give the weirdos the plain white bread buns with ketchup they asked for and hope it doesn’t count as neglect in the eyes of the law.