https://relatablepicturesoftheilluminati.tumblr.com/

Ideal number of teeth?

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:04:27 -0400

as many as i can get my hands on

bisexuael: this is so sad alexa play despacito

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 02:23:08 -0400

bisexuael:

this is so sad alexa play despacito

nunyabizni: zelsbels:oh my god nunya I bet you didn’t expect...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 02:10:55 -0400

nunyabizni:

zelsbels:
oh my god nunya

I bet you didn’t expect that

uristmcdorf: seshrat: seshrat: so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:21:07 -0400

uristmcdorf:

seshrat:

seshrat:

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

this is absolutely what they’ve done

I did it to myself so you don’t have to
send help

Photo

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:18:38 -0400

dustail: ventoaureoreo: mynewurl: i can only use this site on mobile now, being on a desktop...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 17:13:32 -0400

dustail:

ventoaureoreo:

mynewurl:

i can only use this site on mobile now, being on a desktop feels so unnatural like what do i do? type, with a physical keyboard? my hooves are too big to do such a thing

I’m sorry, your what?

What? Y’all got toes? In 2018??? Lmfao

glumshoe:man the juxtaposition really makes it seem like that...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 17:03:26 -0400

glumshoe:

man the juxtaposition really makes it seem like that bourbon insta-killed her

iguanamouth:

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 22:58:40 -0400

iguanamouth:

Photo

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 18:00:42 -0400

root-deer: Me running to the kitchen not 0.02 seconds after I...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 17:56:53 -0400

root-deer:

Me running to the kitchen not 0.02 seconds after I have woken up at 3AM to get my well deserved glass of ice water

airoehead: the time Elmer @fruitsoftheape100 actually came to a...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 11:06:32 -0400

airoehead:

the time Elmer @fruitsoftheape100 actually came to a Discord sever I was in and played his cittern for my birthday

uter-fist: uter-fist: weloveshortvideos: when a baby is...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 11:04:07 -0400

uter-fist:

uter-fist:

weloveshortvideos:

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

FUCK

why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god

coronersgambits:

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 14:27:35 -0400

coronersgambits:

sirtroyofbaker: balalaikaboss: ejacutastic: I DIDN’T LEARN...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 17:37:45 -0400

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

midori-n: Delicious, finally some good fucking food____Kitchen...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 17:30:46 -0400

midori-n:

Delicious, finally some good fucking food
____
Kitchen nightmares / Ratatouille crossover we all deserve

cherryseltzer: ehlersdanlos: shiftythrifting: Not really...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 16:17:48 -0400

cherryseltzer:

ehlersdanlos:

shiftythrifting:

Not really thrifted I guess, but I came across this rather suggestive ceramic cream container on Craigslist.

Pop that pussy paul Revere!!!

my pussy pops reverely?

comcastkills: fortidogi: comcastkills: “why would you protest capitalism” I don’t know, maybe...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 16:15:24 -0400

comcastkills:

fortidogi:

comcastkills:

“why would you protest capitalism” I don’t know, maybe because world hunger is on the rise and billions of people live on starvation wages while wealthy corporations extort them.

maybe because this is happening in the 21st century where resources and money are plentiful.

maybe because unnecessary suffering is justified for profit.

really makes you

how many of these do you have

a lot.

siketreeker: benepla: siobhanblank: jiluan: jiluan:

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 16:08:00 -0400

siketreeker:

benepla:

siobhanblank:

jiluan:

jiluan:

jncos: ghoulgoon: i napped for 3 hours and dreamt about:a zen pencils comic with a bunch of people...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 16:07:33 -0400

jncos:

ghoulgoon:

i napped for 3 hours and dreamt about:
a zen pencils comic with a bunch of people sitting in a waiting room and the receptionist calls “excuse me, is there a mr. racist here?” and this guy raises his hand and immediately starts getting beat on by everybody else in the waiting room and the last panel is a closeup of his file and it’s first name STOPBEING last name RACIST
trying to make the teenage mutant ninja turtles fuck

This is the only post on this website I think about more than, say, twice a month.

slimeweeb: snoopingasusualisee: killhitleragain: picsthatmakeyo...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 16:06:14 -0400

slimeweeb:

snoopingasusualisee:

killhitleragain:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm